Rain:289: Gifts
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Synopsis[edit]
Rudy gets a toolbox for "get[ting] over [being gay]", and Maria gets a book titled "How to Cure Homosexuality and Reopen the Gates of Heaven for Yourself"
Author Notes[edit]
I amused myself too much with this page. I mean, it really is kinda sad how inept these parents are (and how totally real this situation can be for some people), but Rudy and Maria’s respective snarks make it funny.
Sometimes, a good sense of humor is just essential for getting past the nonsense in our lives.
Transcript[edit]
Rudy and Maria are both looking down
A toolbox? | |||
With tools in it! We figure it's the least we can do, since you worked so hard to get over your disease. Your mother and I decided to get you something that might be useful to you now. | |||
Gay people can't use tools? | |||
And what do you think of your gift, Maria? | |||
"How to Cure Homosexuality and Reopen the Gates of Heaven for Yourself." | |||
Wow, mom. I'm... speechless. Thank you. | |||
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Hey. Wanna trade? | |||
Nah. I've got that book already. | |||
